the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

104,986 notes

bussykiller:

beyonce look like an animated final fantasy character here

(Source: beyonseh)

23,040 notes

pancakemilkshake:

Just robbed a fuckin bank.

pancakemilkshake:

Just robbed a fuckin bank.

16,151 notes

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

147,502 notes

im-jean-valjean:


inlovewithwhitemen:

iragersaurus:

silentrhetoric:

naturalbods:

Truth.

Wow.. I didn’t know that

File under : things I wasn’t taught in school

Reblog the hell out of this everyone.


It’s like you guys want to be outraged and offended.

im-jean-valjean:

inlovewithwhitemen:

iragersaurus:

silentrhetoric:

naturalbods:

Truth.

Wow.. I didn’t know that

File under : things I wasn’t taught in school

Reblog the hell out of this everyone.

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It’s like you guys want to be outraged and offended.

187,312 notes

im-a-nameless-child:

fitt2betied:

So I work at Target, and I had to help this woman carry 20 large bags of cat food into her car. When I asked her how many cats she had, she responded with:
"The first 25 have names, and the rest just come and go."
And then she proceeded to tell me:
"You are such a nice young man. You would make a good cat."
Cat ladies are awesome

What if she’s a witch and takes you and turns you into a cat and she’s been trying to find more people to turn into cats and that’s why she has so many?

im-a-nameless-child:

fitt2betied:

So I work at Target, and I had to help this woman carry 20 large bags of cat food into her car. When I asked her how many cats she had, she responded with:

"The first 25 have names, and the rest just come and go."

And then she proceeded to tell me:

"You are such a nice young man. You would make a good cat."

Cat ladies are awesome

What if she’s a witch and takes you and turns you into a cat and she’s been trying to find more people to turn into cats and that’s why she has so many?

73,861 notes

gothamknowledge:

Lady Amherst’s Pheasant

Sometimes I just don’t know you nature.

77,877 notes

flammi-flames:

citadelbloodbeard:

Aaaaand I’m spent.

Valve should hire Citadel to be their mascot. It is so perfect there´s a possibility it might even work.

608 notes

rebeccayanovska:

Excited about how these wings are coming along #nofilter #ink

rebeccayanovska:

Excited about how these wings are coming along #nofilter #ink

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milliondollarnigga:

"my fingers…""Are BALLS…"

milliondollarnigga:

"my fingers…"
"Are BALLS…"

(Source: neogohann)

96,432 notes

matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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(Source: matthewsagan)

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